Totally fake

Fellow readers,
This entire blog is a hoax. The author of this blog has informed me that he made everything up. There is no gaseous ball of fire in the center of D-Hall. It is simply a circular building that serves as a dining hall. In the center is a room not unlike any other room in the facility. Sure there are laser char marks on the walls in that room, and a giant cylindrical pedestal made from plutonium...err..and a switchboard that rivals that used by NASA. But seriously. Who would think that a core existed there? I mean, I was just standing in that room and I saw no ball of fire. Now granted, I have blistering lesions covering my body and am in immense pain, but I also worked out yesterday for the first time in a few months, so I'm probably just sore. And, if there was a ball of fire there, how could they have gotten it out of there? Surely not by the 20 foot wide hole in the ceiling that mysteriously appeared last week and coincided with a campus-wide power loss. That's crazy. This Justin dude is out-of-his-mind. Wacko. Nuts. I love you. [I'm weeping]. Sniff.

Sincerely,
Gollum