St. Patrick's Day.
The 10 year anniversary of Seamus O'Brian's ('96) legendary quest into the Core of D-Hall. Seamus skipped his afternoon classes that day and started walking towards Dave's Taverna in Harrisonburg, VA. He never made it there. He was confronted by a leprechaun named Heimie, who persuaded Seamus to follow him into the Core where he claimed a pot o' gold stood. Seamus was seen entering D-Hall at 1:34 PM by his roommate Victor Jenkins. Victor claimed he did not see anything resembling "a tiny man in a green suit", as related to us later by Seamus. D-Hall workers witnessed Seamus exiting the kitchen area around 4:01 PM that day. He was bald and had a long beard - and was blind. The pot of gold was a sham. Seamus never revealed what he saw in there, but soon after his encounter on St. Patrick's day, he devoted himself to the church. He is now a Catholic priest in Arlington, VA, and a staunch supporter of anti-occult protocols. He is famous for his proposed ban of the building of circular buildings.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Totally fake
Fellow readers,
This entire blog is a hoax. The author of this blog has informed me that he made everything up. There is no gaseous ball of fire in the center of D-Hall. It is simply a circular building that serves as a dining hall. In the center is a room not unlike any other room in the facility. Sure there are laser char marks on the walls in that room, and a giant cylindrical pedestal made from plutonium...err..and a switchboard that rivals that used by NASA. But seriously. Who would think that a core existed there? I mean, I was just standing in that room and I saw no ball of fire. Now granted, I have blistering lesions covering my body and am in immense pain, but I also worked out yesterday for the first time in a few months, so I'm probably just sore. And, if there was a ball of fire there, how could they have gotten it out of there? Surely not by the 20 foot wide hole in the ceiling that mysteriously appeared last week and coincided with a campus-wide power loss. That's crazy. This Justin dude is out-of-his-mind. Wacko. Nuts. I love you. [I'm weeping]. Sniff.
Sincerely,
Gollum
This entire blog is a hoax. The author of this blog has informed me that he made everything up. There is no gaseous ball of fire in the center of D-Hall. It is simply a circular building that serves as a dining hall. In the center is a room not unlike any other room in the facility. Sure there are laser char marks on the walls in that room, and a giant cylindrical pedestal made from plutonium...err..and a switchboard that rivals that used by NASA. But seriously. Who would think that a core existed there? I mean, I was just standing in that room and I saw no ball of fire. Now granted, I have blistering lesions covering my body and am in immense pain, but I also worked out yesterday for the first time in a few months, so I'm probably just sore. And, if there was a ball of fire there, how could they have gotten it out of there? Surely not by the 20 foot wide hole in the ceiling that mysteriously appeared last week and coincided with a campus-wide power loss. That's crazy. This Justin dude is out-of-his-mind. Wacko. Nuts. I love you. [I'm weeping]. Sniff.
Sincerely,
Gollum
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