Friday, March 17, 2006

Seamus O'Brian and the Core

St. Patrick's Day.

The 10 year anniversary of Seamus O'Brian's ('96) legendary quest into the Core of D-Hall. Seamus skipped his afternoon classes that day and started walking towards Dave's Taverna in Harrisonburg, VA. He never made it there. He was confronted by a leprechaun named Heimie, who persuaded Seamus to follow him into the Core where he claimed a pot o' gold stood. Seamus was seen entering D-Hall at 1:34 PM by his roommate Victor Jenkins. Victor claimed he did not see anything resembling "a tiny man in a green suit", as related to us later by Seamus. D-Hall workers witnessed Seamus exiting the kitchen area around 4:01 PM that day. He was bald and had a long beard - and was blind. The pot of gold was a sham. Seamus never revealed what he saw in there, but soon after his encounter on St. Patrick's day, he devoted himself to the church. He is now a Catholic priest in Arlington, VA, and a staunch supporter of anti-occult protocols. He is famous for his proposed ban of the building of circular buildings.

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