To all of you who are unaware

I've heard from recent sources that word of the Core is getting around. Apparently there is a contingent of JMU alumni who knew me when I was an undergrad, but was not aware of my connection with the Core of D-Hall. This is not too surprising since I was initially reluctant to talk about my connection, having quite the advanced knowledge-base of all things Core.

But check this out - some of these people didn't even know that D-Hall had a Core! Can you imagine that? A whole group of people just wandering around campus, taking part in the daily ritual of eating D-Hall food, and never questioning why their meals had to be served in a giant circular building. Crazy. I mean, you can't tell me in your normal daily routine that you pass by a good number of circular buildings. Didn't you people watch Sesame Street when you were a kid? Don't you know when something is out of place? If I was walking down the street and casually looking at the buildings, I'd be like "rectangle, rectangle, rectangle, rectangle, rectangle, rect-wait a sec-what the - circle?!"

Well, I guess I can't be too hard on these people. Some of them are my friends. And friends forgive each other. I forgive you all friends - except for those of you who still, after my detailed explanations of the Core, and my accounts of the many trips I took to the Core, still think I'm making the stuff up. To you, I say pppplllllllllhlhlhl!!!!!

With love,
Justin